Yay Or Neigh?

Gordon Ramsay, England's foul-mouthed,fat. That means your average 500-gram steak, if
fire-tempered master chef recently landed himself inmade from horse meat, would contain 875
hot water. Famous for his many high-classcalories-40% less than beef.
restaurants and TV shows (including the AmericanThen there's the flavor, which Ramsey describes as
Hell's Kitchen), Ramsay took some heat last Maylean, sweet, and "a little gamey" and has led to
from fellow cooks, PETA, and the UK at large for hishorse's status as a delicacy in countries like Japan. It's
praise of horses as food on his popular cooking showalso versatile; during World War II, it handily replaced
'The F-Word.' After sending TV journalist Janetrarer meats in all kinds of recipes from casseroles to
Street-Porter to sample horse cuisine, Ramsaysandwiches (which is, incidentally, how people in
himself tried it and the two praised the meat for itsFrance got such a taste for it).
flavor and nutritional value. He also suggested a rise inSounds good, right? Well, that's why it's so popular.
horse consumption, to many Britons horror.But despite all the benefits, cheval remains taboo in
Meanwhile, over the Atlantic, a bill passed in IllinoisAmerica and England. Animal rights activists point to
banning the slaughter of horses for humanthe problem of transport-horses meant for the
consumption, effectively closing the last horsebutcher's block are usually driven thousands of miles
slaughterhouse left in America. According to billfor slaughter-while others balk at consuming such
sponsor Senator John Cullerton (D-Chicago), horsessoulful animals. It makes sense, especially in the USA,
are just "different." Domestic horse meat is alreadywhere the horse has always been a noble companion.
illegal in the United States, but the small DeKalb plantIcons like Black Beauty or Mr. Ed occupy the nation's
profitably served a huge international market.imagination, as does the classic cowboy riding his
Where is this market, exactly? Well, it's just aboutbeloved pardner. Even when the idea of eating horse
everywhere in Europe, thrives in several places inis entertained, it's viewed as something done out of
Asia, and exists in a smattering of other countriesdesperation, not culinary curiosity. Many Americans
around the world. They can't get enough horse meat,and English would no sooner eat horse than they
which-unlike beef, mutton, or pork-has nowould stew up the family dog.
less-distressing name to go by. Some clever sellersIronically, the shutdown of Illinois' slaughterhouse may
refer to it as "cheval" (guess how you say "horse" inonly make the situation worse for doomed horses,
French!).which will probably end up taking longer trips to
Ramsay's words sparked PETA UK protests outsideMexico and Canada before being put down. And while
his London restaurant, where entering customerssome consider eating horse-or dog, for that
enjoyed the sight of men dressed as horsesmatter-unthinkable, other countries with less
cavorting around a 1-ton pile of manure. In Illinois,sentimental visions of the animal do it with gusto.
both sides of the debate fought bitterly over theWill horse ever catch on in the US or the UK? Barring
issue for years ("Wi-i-ilburrrr," one opposing senatorsome catastrophic meat shortage, no. Fad meats like
said in his best Mr. Ed voice). Message boards andostrich, emu, and buffalo enjoy periodic surges of
blogs roundly condemn the eating of horse meat.interest, but none have significantly impacted the
Given all the fuss, why would anyone suggest eatingmeat market. And nobody even likes ostriches. Even
horses in the first place?if you're curious about trying an Arabian or Mustang in
For one thing, it's nutritious. According to an USDAyour next stew, good luck finding it. Horse meat is an
informational site (now down, but archived by theexpensive import in the USA and a niche dish in
International Generic Horse Association), "cheval"Britain, and despite Ramsay's urgings, it looks like it'll
(doesn't that sound better?) is exceptionallystay that way.
healthy-100 grams contain just 175 calories, aIf you manage to get your hands on some horse, it
whopping 28 grams of protein, and only 6 grams ofreportedly goes very well in casseroles, stews, and
fat. Compare that to 100 grams of beef, which hason the grill.
288 calories, 26 grams of protein, and 19.5 grams of