| are many articles available on how to impress a girl, | | | | find this endearing). Remember that the girl you seek |
| and many books as well. But how, really, do you get | | | | to impress might not be the one for you,...no matter |
| and keep her attention, and keep her coming back to | | | | how close a next-door neighbor she is or how many |
| wonderful you? Do you follow the men's versions of | | | | years you all went to the same football games and |
| The Rules, that say you wait x number of times, you | | | | movies. Look for someone else if you're just not |
| avoid a, b, c, and you be sure to always do d, e, and | | | | each other's type. |
| f? Do you follow the special advice on how to | | | | Be confident and self-reliant. Don't think yourself |
| impress a girl you are attracted to or who is | | | | unworthy of every woman who walks into study hall, |
| wealthy? Do you go with the psychology of genders, | | | | either. Try to strike a healthy balance between |
| and follow the generalizations that all girls want Brad | | | | "morose doom" and "nauseating cockiness." We do |
| Pitt, are on diets, and love to shop? | | | | not know how to handle either of you, other than to |
| If you do try to abide by any of the above "rules," | | | | giggle nervously and then run in the other direction as |
| aren't you eliminating a number of options to meet | | | | fast as we can. |
| and maybe get involved with a girl who loves cars | | | | Be interesting and interested. Cultivate an interest in |
| and can drop an engine, rebuild it, and replace it in | | | | her hobbies as much as you expect her to develop |
| three weeks? Won't you be leaving out the girls who | | | | an interest in yours. |
| have no money but are potential moneymakers, as | | | | Be as healthy as you can be. Studies show that we |
| they are working two jobs and taking classes at | | | | are attracted to bodies and faces that represent |
| night to become a veterinarian or a geologist? | | | | optimum reproductive abilities and features. Doing |
| You get the idea. Following some common advice on | | | | whatever you can to achieve this will be very helpful, |
| how to impress a girl might in fact have the opposite | | | | so take care of yourself. Not everyone can look like |
| effect: you may offend her when you were trying | | | | Brad Pitt, but you can keep yourself properly |
| to intrigue her, make her laugh when you intended to | | | | groomed, eat a healthy diet, and get in better shape |
| make her swoon, or you may make her scream | | | | if you've been a couch potato. |
| when you meant to make her giggle or laugh. | | | | Be fair. Do not put the girl you're attracted to on a |
| So how about this? Try following a few righteous | | | | pedestal or cut her down unfairly. She won't make |
| and fair methods that work almost every time. | | | | love to you constantly. She is also not your mother, |
| Be real, and be realistic. If you deliberately lie once, | | | | so don't expect her to clean up after you or cook |
| you have just changed everything. You now have to | | | | for you whenever you demand it. If you are just |
| keep track of the lie, never forget it, and know that | | | | meeting her, don't tell her how much you adore your |
| that lie is what part of your potential relationship is | | | | mother. |
| now based on,, if she believes you. One day, if you | | | | Finally, have a positive attitude. You don't have to |
| start dating, she will find out and dump you, or at | | | | fake joy and happiness if your favorite pet just died, |
| least be very hurt and have a reason to mistrust | | | | but try to see something good in every person you |
| you. | | | | meet. And try to see some good in yourself. |
| If you will be yourself, meaning that it's okay to be | | | | Offering a smile and a joke if appropriate can help |
| nervous if you are nervous (some girls find that | | | | you bond with her. So can simply saying, "Hello. |
| adorable), and clumsy if you are clumsy (some girls | | | | |