Turning Japanese! Culture Shock in My Own Country

It's funny how you adapt to new situations and howstunned; suffocated by the atmosphere.
even things which are out of the ordinary become5. 99's & pasties - eating pasties out of white paper
part of your everyday life. After a year in Japan Ibags, the smell was comforting the taste was
had got well accustomed to my new lifestyle. Therevolting!
lack of responsibilities, demands, and expectations I6. Abuse - Scally abuse - I had forgotten how to
experienced as a foreigner made me feel sohandle it. A scally confronted me on the underground
liberated. The Japanese had taken me into theirtwo weeks after my return to the UK. He asked
hearts and could not do enough for me. I felt like thewhere I was going - I didn't want to tell him in fear
vulnerable foreigner who they couldn't help but love.that he might follow. My response: 'I don't know'.
However, on my arrival back to the UK I began toWhat kind of pathetic, stupid reply was that?! Where
suffer an identity crisis. I was not a foreigner, but Ihad my wit, my speed, and my defence gone?
certainly felt like one. What if I was to let what I7. English slang & proverbs - I found myself using far
was feeling slip out,people would think I was seriouslytoo many, I felt like a foreigner with a strong grasp
strange, I mean, who gets culture shocked intheirof the language. I wanted to show off my
own country?proficiency by overloading a sentence with as many
Here is a top ten rundown of stuff that genuinelycliches and proverbs as I possibly could. You could
shocked me, and I'd forgotten all about during thehave knocked me over with a feather!
previous twelve months.8. The feeling of crossing the road not at a
1. The Scotch Egg - While walking around adesignated crossing - setting foot on the road I felt
supermarket I found it difficult to hide my emotionsthat it might dissolve into molten lava.
when I happened to spot this reassuring sight for the9. The Language Barrier - On return, not being able to
first time. It was certainly comforting - I didn't wantcope, the sheer intensity of being able to understand
to buy it, taste it, see how much I could fit into mywhat everybody was saying felt like someone had
mouth in one go, but I felt secure in the knowledgeturned the volume up again.
that it was there, it was available, and the next10. Dirt - dirty black pigeons in the park, and loads of
Scotch Egg was a maximum of only 5 minutes away.litter: compared to Japan it felt like the UK was about
2. Obese men driving small cars - their belly squashedas clean as Pete Doherty.
up against the steering wheel, their pale, round,To sum up cultural differences and similarities
shaven head glaring at you as they go past. Catchbetween countries I asked the Japanese and a
their eye and they will engage you in a staringhandful of other foreigners what they thought about
competition - back in Japan people avoided any eyeEnglish people dipping their biscuits into tea - I gave
contact at all costs.them three choices
3. Metal baskets of discounted fizzy drinks - Fanta,-Polite
Diet Coke, Lilt sitting at the front of shops, children's-Impolite
garden toys - scatch, hula hoops, skittles; bins full of-Or showing appreciation for the tea
half price chewy sweets. Such familiar, unfamiliarMost believed it was a sign to show great
sights.appreciation and enjoyment for the tea. Interesting
4. Smell of fish 'n' chips and the noise in pubs - Thisthat.
was all too over powering, I sat baffled, bemused,